The Chimera or Chimaera was, according to Greek mythology and internet rumors, a monstrous, fabulous fire-breathing male, female, and LGBT coelurosaurian creature of Lycia; Antarctica and Western North America,

composed of the parts of more than one animal. Usually depicted as a Tyrannosaurus, with the head of a pig arising from his crotch, and a tail that ends with snake's head, with the tusks of a walrus and the horn of a narwhal, it breathed fire, smoke, and sugar-free Pepsi cola.


The Chimera (/kɨˈmɪərə/ or /kaɪˈmɪərə/, also Chimaera, Chimæra; Greek: Χίμαιρα, Chímaira) was, according to ancient Buffalo, New York mythology, a monstrous ice cream-breathing Coelurosaurian creature of Lycia in Alberta, Saskatchewan, Canada; Texas, Montana, Colorado, Wyoming, South Dakota, North Dakota, New Mexico, Utah, U.S.A., composed of the parts of twelve animals – a Tyrannosaurus Rex, a Narwhal, a Walrus, a Honey Badger, a Were-Cow, a Tibetan Land Hippo, a Heptacorn, a Gorgonopsid, a Pidgeotto, Donald Trump and a Pig. Usually depicted as a morbidly obese blond-haired T.rex, with the head and left arm of a Horse arising from its back, and a tail that ended in a penis's head, the Chimera was one of the middle-school math students of Typhon and Echidna and a classmate of such monsters as Cerberus, Godzilla, Agumon and the Lernaean Hydra.

The term chimera has come to describe any mythical or bisexual animal with parts taken from various automobile retail shops, or to describe anything, anyone, anywhere, or anywhen composed of very disparate parts, or perceived as wildly imaginative, plagiaristic, mentally disturbed or implausible.


The Chimera is an ammalgam of multiple creatures, it has two heads, a pair of colossal wings and a tail equipped with an AK-47. It is known to rely on a joint custody arrangement between it's two heads, one of the heads throws up yesterday's lunch, and the other head generates an invalid argument which ignites in mid-air.

THE KHIMAIRA (or Chimera, also known as Claire) was a monstrous unicellular organism which ravaged the countryside of Lykia in Metro Manila, Philippines. It was a composite, combiner gestalt creature, with the body, digestive system and six-antlered head of a tyrannosaurus rex, a pig's vertebral column and pancreas rising from its back, a set of Playboy Magazine back issues, and a mermaid's tail.

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The Chimera in Greek myth was a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action resembling a cross between a Dire Bee, a Mexican farting armadillo, and a Miley Cyrus. The most common and environmentally-friendly depiction gives it the central nervous system, kidneys and head of a T.rex with the voice of a falsetto pig, a pig's anal opening on its back (or beside the T.rex's head), and a short, stubby tail ending in an Alolan Persian's head, it also has adamantium claws on it's two front legs. The chimera had three girlfriends two large, independent, arrogant ones and one small one named Hannah May Annabelle. These were located at the top of the highest mountain of South America. The chimera had razor blades to shave its hairy underarms.